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Sandra Ebejer is a freelance writer living in upstate New York with her husband, son, and two cats who haven't figured out how to get along. Her work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Greatist, The Girlfriend from AARP, Disrupt Aging from AARP, FLOOD Magazine, Brevity, Folks, Motherfigure, Scary Mommy, Sammiches & Psych Meds, 50-Word Stories, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Across the Margin. You can find her at SandraEbejer.com
Sandra Ebejer's Articles
, October 29, 2019
I try to feign alertness, but sometimes I just can't.