Sex And Dating In Your 20s Versus Over 40
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Sex And Dating In Your 20s Versus Over 40

A dozen differences that will make you laugh!!

Back then: Sex was for procreation.
Now: Sex is for recreation.


Back then: You had sex behind your parents’ back.
Now: You have sex behind your kids’ back.


Back then: You thought an older man was 30.
Now: You think a younger man is 30.


Back then: You’d remember every romantic detail.
Now: You can’t remember your date’s last name.


Back then: You had endless endurance.
Now: You have a paramedic on speed dial.


Back then: You felt like you could live forever.
Now: You hope you make it till Tuesday.


Back then: You didn’t need a bra.
Now: You need more support than Hoover Dam.


Back then: You could spot your date a mile away.
Now: You need binoculars to read a menu.


Back then: You’d wonder, Is this someone I can spend my life with?
Now: You ponder, Is this someone worth cleaning my house for?


Back then: You’d be impressed with a date’s cool car.
Now: You’re relieved if your date has teeth.


Back then: You’d have sex in daylight.
Now: You prefer sex in a blackout.


Back then: You’d press your bet on Mr./Ms. Right.
Now: You’ll roll the dice on Mr./Ms. Right as long as they don’t have a fever.

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