December 13, 2018 Issue
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Throw some spice into an act you've probably been doing for over half your life. You won't regret it.
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![aarp, girlfriend, holiday, illustration]( "By Kelsey Wroten")
Yes, I’m aware the toy soldier cookies look like vibrators. -
![An illustration of a woman with her abdomen slightly displaced, indicating her hysterectomy.]( "By Ariel Davis")
The tales of your soon-to-be ruined sex life have been greatly exaggerated. -
![Unhappy young girl sitting at the steps outside and texting]( "By Getty Images")
If your kid responds to your texts with full sentences in a timely manner, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. -
![A woman stands on a ramp posing for an Instagram photo, stretching to her left side.]( "By Zoe Litaker")
Treat yourself to a little bit of brain candy. -
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